lacigreen:

✿✿
clarification: professional experience isn’t a requirement babelies

For a few friends who wanted contracts here is a kick one. Try it out!

lacigreen:

✿✿

clarification: professional experience isn’t a requirement babelies

For a few friends who wanted contracts here is a kick one. Try it out!

parallelpenguinsart:

https://picarto.tv/live/channel.php?watch=ParallelPenguins Streaming some eeveelutions

These are too cute

susiron:

herquack-gottbill:

dredsina:

zodiaccity:

Add the letters in your first name using the numbers below =)

- Under 60 points= NOT TOO SEXY
- Between 61-300 points= PRETTY SEXY
- Between 301-599 points= VERY SEXY
- Over 600= THE ULTIMATE SEXIEST

  • A=100 B=14…

Celtic name 875, English name 2102  FUCK YEAH!! I da sex!

riversong01:

fulbrite:

HOW TO BECOME A GODDAMN MAGICIAN

1. OWN A TABLET PEN

2. PUT IT DOWN FOR TEN SECONDS

3. ABRACADABRA WHERE THE FUCK DID IT GO

never have I laughed so hard

(Source: fulbruh, via amocin)

lacigreen:

joponyhere:

lillianloverly:

THIS IS A PSA

THIS APP IS CALLED SAFETREK AND IS ABSOLUTELY INVALUABLE TO ANYONE WALKING ANYWHERE WHERE THEY DONT FEEL SAFE

YOU ENTER YOUR INFO AND SET A PIN AND THEN WHENEVER YOU DONT FEEL SAFE, YOU HOLD DOWN THE BLUE BUTTON UNTIL YOU DO

ONCE YOU RELEASE THE BUTTON, YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO ENTER YOUR PIN, AND IF YOU DONT THE POLICE WILL BE NOTIFIED OF YOUR LOCATION AND DISTRESS CALL

I TRULY BELIEVE THIS APP CAN HELP SOMEONE OUT THERE SO PLEASE DOWNLOAD IT

https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/safetrek/id716262008?mt=8

signal boost the shit out of this

THIS IS AMAZING SPREAD THE WORD

I will be putting it on my child and my cell phone when I get home. So please do the same!

kiwiellen:

gogoatt:

Pokemon Spectrum | by gogoatt

Beautiful!

Where was this in my life when I picked out my pokemon cross stitch project. I would love to do this as a cross stitch…. Oh man too lovely.

europeansdomusicalsbetter:

0bstacles:

huffingtonpost:

THIS GENIUS MACHINE FEEDS STRAY DOGS IN EXCHANGE FOR RECYCLED BOTTLES

The Turkish company Pugedon has created a vending machine that’s dispensing help for both the environment and our furry friends.

Watch the machine in action here.

this makes me so happy

I’m not crying you’re crying

(via amocin)

kadeart:

Night Fury Attack
The unholy offspring of lightning and death itself ….

Funny thing I can see see toothless in the background laughing his adorable laugh and bring all proud.

kadeart:

Night Fury Attack

The unholy offspring of lightning and death itself ….

Funny thing I can see see toothless in the background laughing his adorable laugh and bring all proud.

(via parallelpenguins)

killbenedictcumberbatch:


willowmansdaughter:

Martin & Cracker

what kind of name is Martin for a dog

killbenedictcumberbatch:

willowmansdaughter:

Martin & Cracker

what kind of name is Martin for a dog

(Source: pawsinthepark.net, via rj4gui4r)

Rare Characters Exchange 2014

Yay I am so happy to be joining another event like this. What it is for all of you who follow me is it is a writing challenge over at AO3. Please check it out. 

http://archiveofourown.org/collections/rarecharacters2014

This is my list of things I like and don’t like for my partner. So it is why I am posting this. It will be edited. 

Alrighty then, Hello Author who got me. I have to say you have one heck of a challenge as I am not very vocal about things I would like to get, I am also not very picky. So people say they have a rough time writing for me. I am not sure why but they do. I love almost anything you can come up with. If you have an idea and it doesn’t go against my biggest issues then I am good with it. So please read on and see what I am okay with and what I just can’t handle. 

Things I am not okay with, lets get this out of the way first! I can’t deal with Clowns, it is a stupid fear but the big red nose bozo clowns I can’t do (omg just typing this up is giving me the willies) So if it looks like, acts like, or is, Crusty the clown, Pennyworth, or bozo esq. HELL NO! But if you want to do more of a jester, or harliquin clown I am okay with it. Trowa Barton esq clown is okay. This is the ONE rule I refuse to have you break. A clown will make me stop reading with a hell nope! attached. If it is a plot point, or a description in the background and you just use the line. “The circus was crowded with patrons, enjoying the shows and performances by acrobats, juggles and clowns alike!” And then you move on I am good. Do not tell me about the feet, nose ect… NO!!!! *shudders* 

Other things are good, I love a good plot driving feature, rape, incest, squicky things that most people would avoid. I am okay with. as long as there is a reason for it. A rape just to have a rape is not cool, a rape to force a character to grow a spine and take the world in her mighty grasp sure. So please please please only use shit and piss and rape if it DRIVES THE STORY!

Also no sex amongst Minors please. I am not okay with this. I am a mom and a woman and a survivor of this case. mentions of it again to drive plots sure, describing it NO!

Okay things I am GREAT with, in fact things I would love to see. Romance any form, I am a Pride girl, So nothing to do with gender will bother me. Did you decide to write that She-ra was a MTF FINE! Did you decide all the ponies are Lesbians I am good with that. It doesn’t bother me. Gender is what one sees it as and gender rolls are just jelly around my belly! (aka there should be none, she-ra is my gal she proves that her brother can do it so can she!) any ways so feel free to put the characters into any pairings you like. I do have a few choice pairs they will be listed with the fandom. 

I love PWP, pure Porn and anything kinky. Two adults can have fun in many ways. So please do not be scared to make me that if you cant come up with anything else. But honestly porn fic is great but I would rather read something with a soul, and feelings. 

I love romance, bromance and mances! I love good feeling things, soft blankets, warm cups of tea, mundane life. Don’t get me wrong I love adventures, and the great wide some wheres, but all stories already give me that, I want to see what the characters do when they are not saving the world again from the hordax, or putting on a rocken concert, or protecting the valley from sludge! I want to see what happens when the microphone gets turned off, the sword gets hung up.I want to see the life after the adventure has ended. 

Au’s this is my cup of tea. I guess because it allows you to take the characters away from the adventure and put them into something that they normally wouldn’t do. I am a huge fan of Au’s set in modern time. More so for them fantasy characters. Maybe Gusty runs the most rocken maple syrup pancake house in the world, She-ra is a costume designer for the holograms new big budget film, maybe the Gundam Next Generation gets to grow up and be the next presidents!

I am good with a lot of things, these are just a jumble of ideas that you can use. Have fun be creative and make something YOU want to read! The more fun and the more you enjoy it the more I do!

Just as a side note, cross overs done well I am good with in fact I had suggested an idea for a cross over. but I am not normally okay with them. Just please if your not sure ask.

I only have one request on pairing people up if you do. Please do not split Molly and Schmendrick apart (last unicorn), or Amalthia and Lir (last unicorn) I am okay if they don’t start off together but PLEASE don’t split them apart and put them with other people come the end. that would just break my heart. That is the only pairing request I have from all my fandoms I asked for. 

So have fun, if you have questions feel free to send me an anonymous ask. This will save the mods some frustration. I look forward to seeing what you come up with!